Drunk Friends Are Awesome

The following is an unedited conversation I had last night in Facebook Chat with my friend, who we'll call "Hugo." Some background info: Hugo and I went to high school in Libertyville, Illinois together and we became friends through the Ping Pong Club. He's a year younger than me, and even though I know him well enough to expect downright crazy behavior at best, he still manages to catch me off guard now and then. Enjoy.

1:42amHugo
hey wats up
come over

1:42amAdam
sup maing

1:43amHugo
what u doin?

1:43amAdam
wasting time on facebook
what do you mean come over?
im in utah

1:44amHugo
come over
r u almost over

1:44amAdam
yeah dude
i'm almost over

1:44amHugo
call me when ur outside

1:44amAdam
k man will do

1:44amHugo
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i gotta finish my vodka
help me out

1:45amAdam
how much have you had already?

1:45amHugo
like at least 12 shots

1:45amAdam
dang dude

1:45amHugo
hurry up

1:45amAdam
wtf man i'm in utah
UTAH
like a thousand miles away

1:46amHugo
ok callme when ur outised

1:46amAdam
are you in Lville?

1:47amHugo
no im in libertyville
r u here yet?

1:47amAdam
not yet man
i need to hurry up and buy a plane ticket
can you wait like 4 hours?

1:47amHugo
yea im almost at o hare
]call me

1:48amAdam
sure dude
i'll call you when i land
what did you do tonight?

1:48amHugo
drink
and forgert
ant then drink some more

1:49amAdam
forget about what?
what happened?

1:49amHugo
my girl had an abortion and i feel horrible

1:50amAdam
wow really?

1:50amHugo
yea i was like damn thats an innocent child

1:50amAdam
did you forget the condom or something?

1:51amHugo
she was on b.c. and she just forgot to take the pill

1:51amAdam
at least it wasn't your fault
but still, that's pretty rough man
i'm sorry

1:52amHugo
yea thats why u should be here

1:52amAdam
i would if i could dude

1:52amHugo
ok
damn
im just kidding my girls all good
i just want u to come over to help me finish this hsit
cuz i dionot' wanna thorow it away

1:52amAdam
screw you dude
screw
you

1:53amHugo
its ok
don't worry
my girl never misses the pill

1:53amAdam
why don't you just stick it in the fridge or something?

1:53amHugo
cuz im at home

1:54amAdam
then stick it under your bed
you don't have to finish it tonight
besides, they're gonna notice your massive hangover anyway so why not use the fridge

1:55amHugo
meow

1:55amAdam
....

1:56amHugo
wat
cam u come over?

1:56amAdam
i'm going to bed
drink some water
goodnight

1:57amHugo
bye adam
ping pong club 07